So Crassimatic

thesilentninja:

crassimaticcassette:

thesilentninja:

crassimaticcassette:

thesilentninja:

:Hello. You-Are-A-Decepticon-As-Well? We-Have-Not-Met. I-Am-Nightbird.:

Hey, wait-a-minute, I remember you. You’re that bot the humans made! The one that got Starscream all mad-jealous because you were, like, a million times better than him.

:I-Am-Not-Better-Than-Starscream. I-Wish-To-Serve-The-Decepticons. Please-Do-Not-Say-Such-Things. It-Will-Not-Keep-Me-In-His-Good-Grace-If-He-Sees-This.:

Hah, listen, you ain’t gotta be in no ones good grace to serve the decepticon cause. Starscream’s a prime example of that. I can’t think of anyone lower on Megatron’s list than that loser.

:Starscream-Is-Our-Current-Leader. You-Should-Show-More-Respect. It-Does-Not-Make-Sense-That-You-Are-A-Decepticon-But-Do-Not-Acknowledge-Him.:

/Rumble’s only response to that is by making an exaggerated gagging noise/

apexpredacon:

crassimaticcassette:

apexpredacon replied to your photo:Hey, Skydork. Fixed that chart of yours. …

Razorclaw says nothing, but his chuckle can be heard on the line.

I got no idea who you are bot, but I gots this feelin’ that we’re gonna be good friends.

“It’s Rrrazorclaw, Rumble. Though I guess we haven’t met in yourrr timeline yet.” He’s in his quarters, as usual, lying on the floor in alt-mode with his long tail swishing slowly back and forth. Rumble is alive and well in Razorclaw’s timeline, and though he might be small, somewhat less-than-brilliant, and occasionally disrespectful, he has earned himself some modicum of respect from the Predacon for being a survivor. 

“I”m from your futurrre. You are, hrrr, a lot like I remember you.”

Lemme get this straight, you’re from the future and you, like, know future me? Like, you talked to ‘em and slag?

That’s. so. fraggin’. cool.

What’s future me like? I bet I’m tough as slag. Probably, like, second in command, right?

newleader:

crassimaticcassette:

newleader replied to your photo: Hey, Skydork. Fixed that chart of yours. …

Looks like you’re getting all excited for that extended brig time. You can practice your art skills with a scrubbing brush. Your canvas will be the floor.

Yeah, yeah, I hear yah. Almost forgot how sensitive you can be…

/mutters under breath/ How about I practice my art skills with my pile drivers. My canvas can be your face…

I can still hear you. Just because you mutter, doesn’t mean your communicator refuses to pick it up. You know the rules: Insubordination to a superior officer. 24 hours brig time. No outside contact.

*He sounds almost bored.*

You’ll be spending a lot of time down there, Rumble. Your smartmouthing, however inappropriate that term is, is not appreciated.

/Rumble snorts, unfazed by getting caught/

Yeah, well, I’ll remember that when I do speak to a superior officer.

thesilentninja:

crassimaticcassette:

thesilentninja:

:Hello. You-Are-A-Decepticon-As-Well? We-Have-Not-Met. I-Am-Nightbird.:

Hey, wait-a-minute, I remember you. You’re that bot the humans made! The one that got Starscream all mad-jealous because you were, like, a million times better than him.

:I-Am-Not-Better-Than-Starscream. I-Wish-To-Serve-The-Decepticons. Please-Do-Not-Say-Such-Things. It-Will-Not-Keep-Me-In-His-Good-Grace-If-He-Sees-This.:

Hah, listen, you ain’t gotta be in no ones good grace to serve the decepticon cause. Starscream’s a prime example of that. I can’t think of anyone lower on Megatron’s list than that loser.

Razorclaw says nothing, but his chuckle can be heard on the line.

I got no idea who you are bot, but I gots this feelin’ that we’re gonna be good friends.

Looks like you’re getting all excited for that extended brig time. You can practice your art skills with a scrubbing brush. Your canvas will be the floor.

Yeah, yeah, I hear yah. Almost forgot how sensitive you can be…

/mutters under breath/ How about I practice my art skills with my pile drivers. My canvas can be your face…

thesilentninja:

:Hello. You-Are-A-Decepticon-As-Well? We-Have-Not-Met. I-Am-Nightbird.:

Hey, wait-a-minute, I remember you. You’re that bot the humans made! The one that got Starscream all mad-jealous because you were, like, a million times better than him.

cynicsurgeon:

crassimaticcassette:

cynicsurgeon:

I’m impressed Rumble.

It’s fascinating to see that you can use words with more than one syllable.

Maybe I could try and teach you proper grammar and how to spell words correctly next?
It seems your keeper forgot to teach you those. 

An’ how about I teach you how tah walk when your knee joints are all busted in, huh?

Well, I guess that wouldn’t affect my voice.

You see my vocalizer is situated in my throat.

Soundwave didn’t tell you anything about anatomy?

We’ll maybe yah can teach me. We can label all the parts I rip from yer slaggin’ frame. How about that?

cynicsurgeon:

I’m impressed Rumble.

It’s fascinating to see that you can use words with more than one syllable.

Maybe I could try and teach you proper grammar and how to spell words correctly next?
It seems your keeper forgot to teach you those. 

An’ how about I teach you how tah walk when your knee joints are all busted in, huh?