So Crassimatic

thesilentninja:

crassimaticcassette:

thesilentninja:

crassimaticcassette:

thesilentninja:

:Hello. You-Are-A-Decepticon-As-Well? We-Have-Not-Met. I-Am-Nightbird.:

Hey, wait-a-minute, I remember you. You’re that bot the humans made! The one that got Starscream all mad-jealous because you were, like, a million times better than him.

:I-Am-Not-Better-Than-Starscream. I-Wish-To-Serve-The-Decepticons. Please-Do-Not-Say-Such-Things. It-Will-Not-Keep-Me-In-His-Good-Grace-If-He-Sees-This.:

Hah, listen, you ain’t gotta be in no ones good grace to serve the decepticon cause. Starscream’s a prime example of that. I can’t think of anyone lower on Megatron’s list than that loser.

:Starscream-Is-Our-Current-Leader. You-Should-Show-More-Respect. It-Does-Not-Make-Sense-That-You-Are-A-Decepticon-But-Do-Not-Acknowledge-Him.:

/Rumble’s only response to that is by making an exaggerated gagging noise/

apexpredacon:

crassimaticcassette:

apexpredacon replied to your photo:Hey, Skydork. Fixed that chart of yours. …

Razorclaw says nothing, but his chuckle can be heard on the line.

I got no idea who you are bot, but I gots this feelin’ that we’re gonna be good friends.

“It’s Rrrazorclaw, Rumble. Though I guess we haven’t met in yourrr timeline yet.” He’s in his quarters, as usual, lying on the floor in alt-mode with his long tail swishing slowly back and forth. Rumble is alive and well in Razorclaw’s timeline, and though he might be small, somewhat less-than-brilliant, and occasionally disrespectful, he has earned himself some modicum of respect from the Predacon for being a survivor. 

“I”m from your futurrre. You are, hrrr, a lot like I remember you.”

Lemme get this straight, you’re from the future and you, like, know future me? Like, you talked to ‘em and slag?

That’s. so. fraggin’. cool.

What’s future me like? I bet I’m tough as slag. Probably, like, second in command, right?

newleader:

crassimaticcassette:

newleader replied to your photo: Hey, Skydork. Fixed that chart of yours. …

Looks like you’re getting all excited for that extended brig time. You can practice your art skills with a scrubbing brush. Your canvas will be the floor.

Yeah, yeah, I hear yah. Almost forgot how sensitive you can be…

/mutters under breath/ How about I practice my art skills with my pile drivers. My canvas can be your face…

I can still hear you. Just because you mutter, doesn’t mean your communicator refuses to pick it up. You know the rules: Insubordination to a superior officer. 24 hours brig time. No outside contact.

*He sounds almost bored.*

You’ll be spending a lot of time down there, Rumble. Your smartmouthing, however inappropriate that term is, is not appreciated.

/Rumble snorts, unfazed by getting caught/

Yeah, well, I’ll remember that when I do speak to a superior officer.

thesilentninja:

crassimaticcassette:

thesilentninja:

:Hello. You-Are-A-Decepticon-As-Well? We-Have-Not-Met. I-Am-Nightbird.:

Hey, wait-a-minute, I remember you. You’re that bot the humans made! The one that got Starscream all mad-jealous because you were, like, a million times better than him.

:I-Am-Not-Better-Than-Starscream. I-Wish-To-Serve-The-Decepticons. Please-Do-Not-Say-Such-Things. It-Will-Not-Keep-Me-In-His-Good-Grace-If-He-Sees-This.:

Hah, listen, you ain’t gotta be in no ones good grace to serve the decepticon cause. Starscream’s a prime example of that. I can’t think of anyone lower on Megatron’s list than that loser.

apexpredacon replied to your photo: Hey, Skydork. Fixed that chart of yours. …

Razorclaw says nothing, but his chuckle can be heard on the line.

I got no idea who you are bot, but I gots this feelin’ that we’re gonna be good friends.

newleader replied to your photo: Hey, Skydork. Fixed that chart of yours. …

Looks like you’re getting all excited for that extended brig time. You can practice your art skills with a scrubbing brush. Your canvas will be the floor.

Yeah, yeah, I hear yah. Almost forgot how sensitive you can be…

/mutters under breath/ How about I practice my art skills with my pile drivers. My canvas can be your face…

thesilentninja:

:Hello. You-Are-A-Decepticon-As-Well? We-Have-Not-Met. I-Am-Nightbird.:

Hey, wait-a-minute, I remember you. You’re that bot the humans made! The one that got Starscream all mad-jealous because you were, like, a million times better than him.

cynicsurgeon:

crassimaticcassette:

cynicsurgeon:

I’m impressed Rumble.

It’s fascinating to see that you can use words with more than one syllable.

Maybe I could try and teach you proper grammar and how to spell words correctly next?
It seems your keeper forgot to teach you those. 

An’ how about I teach you how tah walk when your knee joints are all busted in, huh?

Well, I guess that wouldn’t affect my voice.

You see my vocalizer is situated in my throat.

Soundwave didn’t tell you anything about anatomy?

We’ll maybe yah can teach me. We can label all the parts I rip from yer slaggin’ frame. How about that?

cynicsurgeon:

I’m impressed Rumble.

It’s fascinating to see that you can use words with more than one syllable.

Maybe I could try and teach you proper grammar and how to spell words correctly next?
It seems your keeper forgot to teach you those. 

An’ how about I teach you how tah walk when your knee joints are all busted in, huh?

cynicsurgeon:

crassimaticcassette replied to your post: You ready for the beat down, Chrome-dork?

Naw, I’m pretty sure my fist are strong enough tah break you. You’re like a fraggin’ stick. Ain’t gonna be no problem.

You know what I think? I think you’re just all talk, no action.

Besides, looks can be deceiving.

Then I guess you won’t mind me droppin’ by your hab-suite? An’ we’ll see how deceivin’ your looks can be. 

cynicsurgeon:

crassimaticcassette replied to your post: Here Kitty, Kitty. Huuhuuhuu.

I’m thinkin’ 48 hours of blindfold and gagged beatin’s. What do you think?

I think ‘frag you’.

*pops knuckles* Oh, man, keep talkin’ bot. It’s just gonna make ever punch I throw at your ugly mug even better.

shatteredrainbowflier:

crassimaticcassette:

shatteredrainbowflier:

Oh. Ah. Thank you for your…concern, but I chose this paint job. 

*Laughs harder*

…Oh. Well, I suppose my paint job is doing it’s job. I’m glad it amuses you! 

*Stops laughing* Wait, wha? Do the others use you, like, a distraction or somethin’?

recklessprankster:

crassimaticcassette replied to your post: crassimaticcassette replied to your post:…

Naw, don’t worry. I’ll be sure to wipe your energon off my platin’ before I return.

Like your little toys, or you, could do me any damage. Go back to running around behind dad like a good little mechling. Play with Ravage and her yarn balls. Maybe see Skywarp~

That’s it slagger! You’re scrap when I find you! I’m gonna pound you so hard they’re gonna have trouble findin’ where you end and the floor begins!

shatteredrainbowflier:

Oh. Ah. Thank you for your…concern, but I chose this paint job. 

*Laughs harder*

readyforsomefootball:

crassimaticcassette:

readyforsomefootball:

crassimaticcassette:

“You think it’s so funny? Come out of wherever it is you’ve been hiding from me and I’ll show you how funny it is!” Through the comm-line, Rumble will very clearly hear Eject’s rifle-finials rattling. He’s so angry he can barely stand it. It must be terribly amusing.

Hey, how ‘bout you hack into the security system and try and find me.

“…you know I actually can still do that, right? I gotta hardline in with my data cables, but unless you’re holed up in the vents like some kinda vermin, I can still track you down.”

Oh, yeah, I keep on forgetin’ yer a television dish.